Posie's Blog. Tales of island life on a hebridean hill farm

Posie's Blog. Tales of island life on a hebridean hill farm

Wednesday 8 October 2014

The Maternity Wing turns into a Nursery...

The autumn is upon us and the Happy Farmer appears to be turning into one of those 'city gents' when it comes to the crucial nitty gritty of farming these days. His herd of Highland heifers are all heavily in calf, and yet he appears to be making  a habit of jetting off to the city just at the crucial moment.... avoiding the birth... and then jetting back in time for the celebrations.

The Happy Chappy from down the road has been doing a sterling job in his absence, as senior midwife in charge of the maternity wing, when he is not attending to any of his numerous other jobs.

Toffee Coffee, Marmite, and Treacle however were having none of it. Those girls managed to keep their legs well and truly crossed during the Happy Farmer's latest sojourn to the city, even though they appeared fit to burst before he left. They stubbornly waited until the stormiest night of the year, when the Happy Farmer was in residence, to produce their offspring and all were fit and well, in spite of the horrendous weather. However, on his morning rounds the Happy Farmer came across discord among the girls,'handbags' between the ladies, two of the heifers were boxing, a wee calf stuck in the middle. When the discontent among the girls showed no sign of easing, action was called for. The Happy Farmer called upon the Happy Chappy to help him move grumpy heifer and calf from the maternity wing to the nursery.

I was disappointed then, when, poised with camera in hand, to capture the shot of mother and calf obediently jogging to the nursery field, I got a photo of the Happy Farmer and  Happy Chappy looking extremely cheerful and relieved. Now I am well aware that 'cheerful' and 'farming' are not two words you would actually associate in the world of farming....and where were mother and baby??
Well, apparently the 'cheerfulness' was much to do with relief that Farmer and Chappy escaped with their lives i n tact when those girls turned their handbags on the visiting men and decided to charge at them for daring to suggest that mother and baby were ready to leave the maternity suite. The fantastic distraction of two farmers running for the hills appears to have stopped any in fighting among the girls. I was most impressed that the task of moving cow and calf from one field to the next had turned into such a challenge for the Happy Farmer, it included a happy jaunt around the field and back, with a bit of a fitness workout included, and those ladies refusing to give in to any demands placed upon them at such a delicate time in their lives.

This morning in the sunshine we could hear strange roaring coming from the direction of the Happy Chappy's house.....a rutting Happy Chappy or is it those stags on the neighbouring island? Autumn and all of its surprises are definitely unfolding...

Until next time...


15 comments:

bayou said...

What a nice surprise to see you surface, Posie. Would always have loved to have a Highlander in the field.

Posie said...

Aww Bayou, lovely to hear from you. I have been meaning to update for ages but we have been so busy there just wasn't time....hopefully I will make more time over the next few months. Lovely to dip my toe back in. Posie x

Frances said...

What an educational post from you, Posie! I really enjoyed learning a bit about parts of life that I don't see much of here on the Upper West Side of New York City.

Wow!

xo

Molly said...

Hello Posie - so pleased to have you back in blog land. Heifers with new born calves can be very viciously protective of their offspring, not to mention all the other girlies putting their four penny worth in as well. Glad to hear that your Happy Farmer and your neighbour made it back safely.

mrsnesbitt said...

I always think of you when I listen to the Archers. Lots happening lately!

Posie said...

It's lovely to hear from you Frances, what contrasting lives we lead, looking forward to catching up with all of your need x

Posie said...

Molly how lovely to hear from you. I am looking forward to catching up thank you for popping by xx

Posie said...

Mrs nesbit...the Archers, that made me smile!! Lovely to hear from you xx

Rob-bear said...

Life on the farm is nothing if not "interesting." Glad to see you posting again.

Blessings and Bear hugs; I'll try not to disturb the calves.

Posie said...

Lovely to see you here Rob, thank you for popping by x

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