It’s a sure sign the happy farmer is away on the mainland,
word must have got out, and so those cheeky animals have all taken it upon
themselves to play up, again!
It started with a phone call in the ‘wee small’ hours, a
message to inform me that Muffin, the cheeky pony, was out of ‘barracks’, and patrolling
the farm, munching away on the grass beside the single track road. The thought
of going our into the very wet, pitch dark night armed with a torch for a
search light and a bucket as incentive, did not appeal, that coupled with the
fact that I am scared of horses, and Muffin, who refuses to abide by the pony
club manual, would almost certainly refuse to play ball and be caught by me, so
I opted for the easier option of ‘phone a friend. The sleepy happy farmer’s reassurance
put my mind at rest, he reminded me that there would be no traffic on the little
single track road at that time of night, that Muffin would not stray too far,
and that most importantly I hadn’t a hell’s chance of catching the little ‘B’,
coupled with the fact that if I did, he was sure to stray once more. So a
fitful night of half sleep and pony nightmares ensued, as I was woken by every
tiny sound that echoed round the farmhouse.
This morning Muffin was highly visible. He was stood at the
shed doors, chomping his way through the soaking sugar beet, looking as if
butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. He will stay around there until teenage
daughter arrives home off the afternoon ferry. He will happily do anything for
her, and will immediately go home to barracks ‘without passing go’ once she
gets hold of him.
Poor Muffin, his troubles started yesterday, I could hear
him frantically neighing and galloping around the fields, all alone, and quite
bothered. Initially I worried something must be up with Hansel, his companion,
as the two are inseparable usually. Kitted out in ‘all weather gear’, I braved
the lashing wind and rain, and made my way out the hill to check on the other horse.
With the Happy farmer away on the mainland, somewhat unwillingly, my ‘farming
duties’ had commenced. I was very relieved then to see Hansel in the far
corner, by the burn, happily grazing away at the grass, and could see why
Muffin was also making such a scene. It was pure, ‘unbridled’ jealousy. In the
neighbouring field was another pony, stood next to Hansel, with only a fence
between them. Muffin was galloping and neighing at the other end of the field,
trying desperately to catch Hansel’s attention and coax him away from his new
playmate, but to no avail. Today, Muffin was teaching Hansel a lesson, Hansel
stood by the gate watching longingly as his ‘pal’ Muffin filled his belly full
of hay and sugar beet.
Later on as I drove son to the bus stop, we saw one lone, ‘protesting’
sheep. Well, at least we decided she must be on a protest of sorts; probably
about the speed the traffic races at along
the main road. That feisty old girl was insistent on toddling along the white
lines up the middle of the road, stopping every now and again, and flatly
refusing to budge for any passing traffic. I couldn’t see her markings at such
a distance, so am unsure if she was one of our clan. Luckily the drivers here
are very used to meandering livestock on the roads; it is part of island life.
Until next time…..